Me.
Well, it should, anyway, for having to sit through one of the most atrocious Academy Awards presentations. EVER.
Hugh Jackman was pretty funny in the opening skit when he busted out some serious dance moves. But then everything went downhill.Fast forward 90 minutes when no "important" awards had been given out. Seriously. How do you make the Supporting Best Actress the first award handed out and then not do another relevant award for over 90 minutes? 
The girls I was watching with wondered where Jay-Z was last night. My guess? Beyonce asked him to stay home while she flushed her career down the toilet by performing with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. On what planet did someone think actors from High School Musical were qualified to perform at the Oscars. The Grammy's, maybe. But definitely not at the Oscars.
My favorite part of the whole night? Watching the very obvious chemistry between Diane Lane and husband Josh Brolin. Yowza!!! These two made things steamy just by looking at each other. We all died laughing when the camera caught Josh's hand resting in Diane's lap during the show. 
Special thanks to my friend Molly for hosting a very fabulous evening! I had such a blast with you.
